Given the particular escalation in the ongoing war of words it may be time for Canada to respond in kind; perhaps this affords us an opportunity to change a few names ourselves. Surely this power is not exclusive to the Presidunce of the Unbridled States of Hysteria. Therefore, using the power vested in me, I hereby proclaim the Blue Plains Advanced Wastewater Treatment Plant in Washington, District of Columbia, henceforth and forever be referred to as Lake Trump.

Anybody with an atlas and a sharpie can join in the fun, but please leave Crotch Island, Maine as it is.